Friday Funnies: Shopping

I mentioned that last weekend, while we were at the Mall of America for ScrapFest, we squeezed in some shopping between classes and demos. I hadn't been there in several months, so I got a little excited:

It reminded me of our stamp, 0295F Fun Trying:

I have to say that Steve was a great sport as we dragged him from store to store. This diagram illustrates our very different shopping styles:

Perhaps he wasn't sticking with us to be nice, but instead because he was afraid:

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

-Henny Youngman

At least he didn't feel the need to cause any serious mischief, like this lady's husband (click on image to enlarge):

Then the inevitable happened:

I'm joking, of course. That's 0337F Miss Him, which is one of our customers' favorite stamps in our convention booth.

Actually, shopping at the mall can really tire me out! I must not be preparing properly:

In fact, I'm more of an online shopper myself, like this couple:

Here are a few shopping jokes I ran across:

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

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Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.

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A teenage girl was shopping at the mall and stopped at the perfume counter. She examined the different bottles: “My Sin,” “Desire,” and “Ecstasy”. She said to the salesperson, “I don't want to get emotionally involved...I just want to smell nice.”

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In closing, I'll leave you with these humorous words from 10022E Retail Therapy: